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Meeting Bill Gates

January 29th, 2007 by Zack Whittaker

I saw this at and this is hilarious – some could find it offensive, but if you come up with a good line there’s £20 in it for you 🙂

Imagine this, he’ll walk up after shaking lots of hands and spouting cr*p to people, then it’ll my turn to shake his hand and say something odd to him. The person I choose to use their line I will pay then £20 (around $39) for their help.

Some lines I have come up with include:

  • Can I call you Willy?
  • Could you possibly lend me a tenner? I heard you’re loaded.
  • Can you lend me my Tube fare home?
  • On hi, nice to meet you too. I’ll have a lager and my friend will have a Coke – he’s driving by the way.
    … and many more …


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